Keeping it real and kicking it old school.

Thursday, January 29, 2004

Comcast does in fact suck

After reading this article http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4101196/ I thought I felt compelled to comment. Along time ago in the City of Savannah I was working at a computer store, when Comcast cable modems were first becoming available to that market. The store was holding a Comcast event were their sales tools came in and used our computers to demo the product. The guys that worked their were also given a quick class in the finer points, so that we could sell too. One of the points we were told to drive home was the fact that their service was always on, and provided unlimited usage and unlimited download bandwidth. Also, it should be mentioned that the connection in the store was a business class connection and was much faster then what people would get at home.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004

If you can't laugh at yourself, then you will be the only one who is not.

Monday, January 19, 2004

Worst Job I can think of.

Working the customer service/returns counter at a sex toy shop.

Tuesday, January 13, 2004

RANDOM INVENTION OF THE DAY

THE VENDING MACHINE MEAT PIE

Here is something I came up with today for all my Homies, who get stuck late at work and do not want slip up on their Atkins diet.

1) Get your fat ass up and waddle over to the break room.
2) Buy has many egg and sausage or egg and steak sandwiches you can afford.
3) Unwrap them all, then in a quick and decisive fashion remove all the buns and throw them away. Sometimes its best to do this with your eyes shut, focus in your mind on an image of how you looked before you developed a raging case of ITA (that is the Information Technology Ass if you didn’t know).
4) Resist the urge to fish those yummy crispy flaky buns out of the trash. I know it’s hard. Be strong young Jedi
5) Pile all of that lovely meat into one container and nuke it.
6) Shove it down your gaping pie hole and marvel at out how it’s possible that this pile of lard and animal fat can make you skinny again.
7) Go back to your cubicle and wait for the impending gas onslaught. Note: It’s always a good idea to blame flatuses on any consultants in your immediate area. No one ever cares about consultants and besides they will be gone soon anyhow. (sorry Norah)

Somebody is going to get their ass chewed for this.
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